Beats, Yo.

The first draft of this post was written as a gangster selling you drugs–only with music instead. It got too silly and offensive. These songs mean more to me than that. Have a listen.
Zach Condon (of Beirut) – “Venice”
If you like Beirut but felt they were a little too avante garde for you this solo [...]

It’s Offically a Recession.

The sassy maid from Weeds has been forced to do a diabetes commercial!! I saw it on TransitTV while riding the Milwaukee Metro! Outragious! It’s OUTRAGIOUS I Say!

How did the font of a label maker ever get the reputation of being tough and “hood”?
Am I crazy here?

This is Why I Stick to Chai:

For Your Information.

Mouthwash will kill sperm. Ladies, just don’t use it on your vagina-please.

Take Note:

Just because the toilet paper has hearts on it does not mean when you bring it home it will be soft and loveable.

Ok Ok Ok

I have been away. It’s true. This was all a marketing technique. In the coming months I will slowly reveal what happened these past weeks through the use of flashbacks. Make sure the edge of your seat is nice and cozy!
Actually, not a whole lot has happened. I mean, yeah, stuff happened-but I mean…hmmmmm. Yeah. [...]